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Battle Creek Cereal Killers present Derby Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

In the featured bout, it'll be Dog Eat Dog, with T.N.T. hits and plenty of Danger, as your very own Battle Creek Cereal Killers bring The Furor against The Dire Skates of Richmond, Indiana. These Girls Got Rhythm.

The opening bout will showcase Riff Raff on skates, and a Rising Power, as the Damzel Dollz Ride On against the Atomic Cupcakes.

These bouts will have you on The Razors Edge.

If You Want Blood (You've Got It)*. There's Gonna Be Some Rockin', some Ruff Stuff, and maybe even a Nervous Shakedown. Are You Ready?

*No blood will actually be given.

Doors Open at 5 p.m.
First Bout at 6 p.m.
Featured Bout at 7:30 p.m.

Tickets are $10 in advance, $12 at the door.
Kids 12 and Under are free.

Special Appearance by: Battle Creek Blaze Football Team
Live Music: King of the Forest.

Below is a helpful list of AC/DC songs to work into conversation during the bout:
-She's Got Balls, as in "She's Got Balls to take a run at Gill."
-Can I Sit Next to You Girl, as in, "when she went to the penalty box, she was like, 'Can I Sit Next to You Girl.'"
-Ride On, as in, "Get up! Ride On!"
-Problem Child, as in, "Another penalty? She's a Problem Child."
-Shot Down in Flames, as in, "that jammer didn't make a single pass. She got Shot Down in Flames."
-Breaking the Rules...rather obvious.
-This House Is on Fire, as in, "they are playing great! This House is on Fire."
-Brain Shake, as in, "she got hit so hard, that was literally a Brain Shake."
-Chase the Ace, as in, one jammer right on the heels of the lead jammer.