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Pornocchio

ANNOUNCING THE WORLD PREMIERE OF ANOTHER TERRIFIC ORPHANS MUSICAL!

Ryan Landry and The Gold Dust Orphans present "Pornocchio"

A little wooden boy awakened by a fairy. A talking cricket with a conservative agenda.
A puppeteer who goes off his meds and ends up inside a whale.
Sure, you've heard the story before, but never like THIS!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls ...
The Gold Dust Orphans bring you thier brand new musical parody
"Pornocchio" Get ready for big splashy songs, tap dancing Puppets, drunken Sprites, sleazy Foxes, greasy Sex Peddlars, evil Smut Smugglars, amorous Donkeys and more fun than you can probably handle in one evening!

Sent through The Gold Dust Orphans' glitter filled parody machine, our story features the lovely Grace Carney as "Pornocchio" The cast will also include all your favorite Orphans including (but not limited to) Ryan Landry, Penny Champayne, Olive Another, Liza Lott, Gene Dante and Robin Banks.

The MOUTHWATERING costumes are by Scott Martino
The TERRIFIC sets by Amelia Gossett
The SUPERIOR direction by James P. Byrne

So join us, won't you, as we bring you perhaps the most exciting Gold Dust Orphans adventure to date ...
"Pornocchio"

WARNING:
This is an ADULT parody!
DO NOT BRING YOUR CHILDREN!

LIMITED ENGAGEMENT
April 26th thru May 26th ONLY!
Opening Friday, April 26th at 8pm and playing every
Friday and Saturday night at 8pm and every
Sunday afternoon at 5pmuntil May 26th ONLY!

Please remember, as always, that MACHINE remains a cash bar and the theater is DOWNSTAIRS!

We offer two types of tickets for this show - VIP seats and General Admission.

General Admission seats are not guaranteed nor assigned seats. They are first come/first serve and start after the VIP/Assigned Seats.

VIP seats are RESERVED SEATS on the floor. This is the only guarantee. These seats are ASSIGNED, we recommend purchasing ALL tickets under one name!
VIP Tickets purchased under separate (will call) party names will NOT be seated together. If you wish to sit together, please purchase all your tickets under ONE (will call) party name and plan accordingly.

Note: Doors open 30 MINUTES prior to show for General Admission. Curtain is prompt. 5 minutes prior to start all VIP assigned seating is forfeited.