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Mildred Fierce

ANNOUNCING THE RETURN OF VARLA JEAN MERMAN!

Ryan Landry and The Gold Dust Orphans present
"Mildred Fierce"

A single Mother with children ... alone ... afraid.
And the Men in her life?
A shiftless Ex-Husband, A shady Realtor, A cold hearted Playboy.
Baking her way to the top, Mildred soon has it all and the world is her oyster save for one little thing ...
She's got a Daughter who makes Hitler look like Anne Frank!
Watch all the glorious melodrama of "Mildred Pierce" explode on the stage as
The Gold Dust Orphans bring you their brand new musical parody
"Mildred Fierce"
Get ready for big splashy songs, tap dancing pies, sumptuous costumes and more surprizes than you can shake a rolling pin at!

Sent through The Gold Dust Orphans' glitter filled parody machine,
"Mildred Fierce" features Varla Jean Merman as "Mildred"
The cast also includes Orphan favorites
Ryan Landry, Penny Champayne, Olive Another, Liza Lott and Delta Miles.

The MOUTHWATERING costumes are by Scott Martino
The TERRIFIC sets by Amelia Gossett
The SUPERIOR direction by James P. Byrne
The STUNNING soundscapes by Roger Moore

So join us, won't you, as we bring you perhaps the most exciting Gold Dust Orphans offering to date ...
"Mildred Fierce"

WARNING:
This is an ADULT parody!
DO NOT BRING YOUR CHILDREN!

LIMITED ENGAGEMENT
February 7th thru March 17th ONLY!
Opening Thursday, February 7th at 8pm and playing every
Thursday, Friday and Saturday night at 8pm and every
Sunday afternoon at 5pm until March 17th ONLY!

Please remember, as always, that MACHINE remains a cash bar and the theater is DOWNSTAIRS!

We offer two types of tickets for this show - VIP seats and General Admission.

General Admission seats are not guaranteed nor assigned seats. They are first come/first serve and start after the VIP/Assigned Seats.

VIP seats are RESERVED SEATS on the floor. This is the only guarantee. These seats are ASSIGNED, we recommend purchasing ALL tickets under one name!
VIP Tickets purchased under separate (will call) party names will NOT be seated together. If you wish to sit together, please purchase all your tickets under ONE (will call) party name and plan accordingly.

Note: Doors open 30 MINUTES prior to show for General Admission. Curtain is prompt. Upgrading your tickets at the door is possible and at 5 minutes prior to start all VIP assigned seating is forfeited.