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Cirque Du So Lame VII: The 7 Year Jock Itch

Have you ever had that not so fresh feeling? Summer time got you thinkin wheres my glitter rash? Too much time in between Carnival seasons have feeling blue, and a little red, and kind of lumpy and oozy? You are in luck! Cirque du So Lame is back and ready to help you scratch that itch! Inane Clown Posse (somewhat) proudly presents: Cirque Du So Lame VII: The 7 year Jock Itch!

Boy howdy! This years lineup promises all the games, events and performances youve come to expect from your favorite Krewe du Vieux Subkrewe! Youll see things that cant be unseen! Baby coctopuses will run wild! Back by popular demand with be the second edition of Heave Starveys Lil Inanities Pageant where YOU can be crowned the Greatest Hoe on Earth! You will not be disappointed with this years celebrity guest judge! Ever dreamed of having your face painted onto the ancient Egyptian sphinxter or a grab bag of old pills?! This years silent/loud auction will be filled with unique items that you will not regret taking home! Bra Pong, Bobbing for Assholes, The Birth Canal and all of your all-time favorite carnival games will be back with Jello based prizes for all! Have you been practicing all year for the beet eating contest? Were ready for you! Then dance yourself clean in the Sperm Storm of the Century Foam Party Rave!!!

For the low, low cost of just $20 you will get hours of entertainment and performances, admission to our circus midway with unlimited game chances and prizes, a front row seat to the pageant and Loud Auction, plenty of time to cleanse your sins in the foam party, not to mention free beer and mouthwatering gourmet carnival food! I guarantee you've never seen anything like it!

Cirque du So-Lame is a 21+ event. Mystic Krewe of Inane is a sub krewe of Krewe du Vieux. We thank you for your support but we are not responsible for any physical injury or PTSD you experience as a result of this event. Play at your own risk.