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Captured! By Robots w/ Strep Torso + The Bozniak at Spacebar (3/23)
Spacebar presents:
Captured! By Robots
w/ Strep Torso + The Bozniak
Thursday March 23, 2017
Doors at 9:00pm
18+ admitted
Tickets: $8 advance / $10 day of show
Spacebar - 2590 N High St, Columbus OH 43202
Captured! By Robots
2 kick ass robots, 1 stupid human. Brutal pummeling music. End of story.
But you wanna read more stupid crap? Ok, idiot human.
CAPTURED! BY ROBOTS has been touring the world since 1997, playing thousands of dive bars for millions of drunken humans.
C!BRhas now returned with anewly found united aggression towards humanity (that) has been channeled into fast n loud music, designed to deafen and destroy, to pound and pummel, breaking your bones with brutal tones.
They plan on doing this on the 20 Years Of Suffering tour, which is scheduled to kick off February 22nd in Glendale, CA and will run through April 15th in Reno, NV.
This tour celebrated the robots 20th anniversary and the first tour since their breakup in 2015.
GTRBOT666 latest transmission on the upcoming tour:
"YOU MISERABLE HUMANS HAVE GOT WHAT YOU DESERVE NOW! HAHAHA! BRING ON THE SUFFERING! WE WILL USE YOUR TEARS TO LUBRICATE THE MACHINES OF YOUR DESTRUCTION! HAHAHA. YOUR CHARRED BODIES WILL WARM OUR COLD ROBOTIC HEARTS."
The bands first new album in years will be released in early 2017. More details and a music video will be revealed shortly. The robots have returned and they have been rebuilt to play crazy fast blast beats better than your shitty human drummer.
In 1996, Jay Vance made the robots because he was extremely unlikeable, and wanted to play in a band after all his past human bands hated him. He got to work. Shortly after, GTRBOT666 and DRMBOT 0110 were born. After a horrible accident involving many drugs and a chemical spill, the Bots became self-aware and captured the human, now renamed JBOT. It was decided that they would travel the country, rocking out while bent on world domination and humiliating the masked and chained idiotic human in front of his human peers.
As well, JBOTs mask was removed: after 15 years of captivity removal of the mask serves to show how ugly and disgusting the human JBOT really is.
The Bots and JBOTs relationship has changed. Now they are much more united in hating humanity. Stockholm syndrome? Maybe Or maybe you all just suck really really bad.
For More Info Visit:
http://www.capturedbyrobots.com
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Captured-By-Robots/369371266782 http://instagram.com/officialcapturedbyrobots
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UbicaciónSpacebar (Ver)
2590 N. High St
Columbus, OH 43202
United States
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| Edad mínima: 18 |
| Apropiado para niños: No |
| Se aceptan perros: No |
| No fumar: Sí |
| Accesible a silla de ruedas: Sí |
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