Evento

Free Cake Variety Show

You know what is great? Top tier local Variety Shows! Perfomers from all around the DMV area have gathered to celebrate summer with some of the strangest and most intersting acts Washington DC has to offer. But why call it the FREE CAKE Variety Show? Because there will be FREE CAKE! Delicious cake makes everything better! Grab a fork and drink and get ready for a delicious evening of entertainment! Lets meet our performers!

First up is an amazing performer that is continually bring sunshine where ever she goes! Victoria Vixen popped her burlesque cherry way back in 2006 with the DC Gurly Show and she's been twirling her tiny tassels ever since. This nice Jewish girl gone wild is five feet of fantastic. You're in for a treat!

Next is from the land of crack cocaine and unicorns, Shaggy Wilcox! An avid eater of cake and doer of stunts, Shaggy Wilcox has been performing since all the way back in 2014. He is Baltimore's least favorite son and he aims to prove it. A strong-man, fire-eater, glass-walker and so much more, Shaggy is the ultimate entertainer, songbird of our generation and a world famous lover.

Next up is the one and only Xander Lovecraft! Xander Lovecraft is a Coney Island trained Sideshow performer, who's also a world traveled burlesque emcee and performer. He emceed shows during the 2012 Edinburgh Fringe Festival, and has even toured with Dave Chappelle and Flight of the Conchords back in 2013. He loves nothing more than traveling the world and preaching the good gospel of "Our Lady Sideshow". The Church of Sideshow is in session!"

Next up is always a favorite Bella La Blanc! Bella La Blanc is a burly-q veteran who fell in love with performance when she started singing and dancing at the age of 4 and was raised a musical theater kid who even chose to major in theater in her college years. She is a full time stay at home mom of 2, and housewife by day....and vixen of the stage and tease by night, which is how she received the title, "The Stepford Wife Gone Wild".

We also have the Steak and Cheese of Sideshow himself, Charlie Artful. Charlie loves cake. And loves doing terrible things to his body for free drinks and applause. He may not be your first choice, but you'll go home with him on your mind!

There will be FREE CAKE!
PROVIDED BY A REAL BAKER!

Doors at 8:00pm
Show at 9:00 pm

21+
Presale $12
At door $15