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Grab My Junk! BOSTON

The World's Most Touching Gameshow...
GRAB MY JUNK

It's a gameshow... and a burlesque show... in one!

Watch in awe as SUGAR DISH (The Slutcracker, Babes in Boinkland), DEVILICIA and MARY WIDOW (Black Cat Bulresque) bump and grind, tease and titillate, sway and strip. Then, get to know them even more intimately. Learn their deepest, darkest secrets as you compete for the chance to win terrible prizes! Never fear; fabulous prizes also await, but only if you're brave enough to... GRAB MY JUNK.

Hosted by the gifted creator of this debacle:

JONNY PORKPIE!
"Best Naked Impresario" -NY Press
Producer of the "Best Burlesque" in NY -New York Magazine, The Village Voice

Will you learn enough from watching these burlesque numbers to guess correctly? The closer you look, the better you'll play the game. Unless you get distracted. Which you probably will.

The Rules Are Simple
First, your charming host introduces you to the celebrity guest performers in the best possible way: by bringing them to the stage to present titillating burlesque numbers. You'll have to watch carefully as these sexy superstars take off their clothes -- even more carefully than usual. Because everyone in the audience is a potential contestant, and you might just see something in the striptease that will help you guess the answer to an intimate question about the perversions and proclivities of the performer you just saw.

Guess correctly, and in the first rounds, you'll win... Junk! Yes, the early prizes you can grab consist of the useless crap lying around the houses of the host and performers! We don't want it, you don't want it, but you'll take it home with you when you... GRAB MY JUNK.

What can you win? Past prizes have included: a slightly broken smurf! That book from college the host bought for far too much money but never even opened! A VHS copy of Disney's "The Black Cauldron"! And many others far valueless for words!

After the "winners" have been selected, it's on to the SEMIs: a series of contests designed to test your skill and perversion. Whether it's "Safeword", "The Hummer" or one of the many other challenges, make sure to be a big winner... because otherwise you're sure to be a sore loser.

Even the performers want in on the action.

Finalists head to THE BIG DEAL showdown, when winners can trade this crap for honest-to-goodness you'll-want-to-keep-'em prizes supplied by our performers and sponsors... but there's a catch. And it's a big one. The real goods are all tucked into your host's pants, and in order to claim the valuables, contestants will have to reach in and GRAB MY JUNK.

It's a game where the stakes are low and the standards are too. Do you have what it takes to... GRAB MY JUNK?